I'm horny with my bro's wife. He'll understand if I fuck her, right?

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

Ouch, guys, my ass hurts already, you've been fucking me for 40 minutes in three cocks

Black Santa Claus gave me a creampie — will there be any more presents?

You say one cock isn't enough for you? Well, open your mouth for a second one